So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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