i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She's the barista slut.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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