You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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