thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
