This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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