yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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