Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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