By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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