Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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