i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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