Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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