I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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