He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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