i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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