would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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