So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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