Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
