Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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