Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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