Are we in a gay sports bar?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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