ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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