Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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