his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
wow bdsm is so cute
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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