Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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