What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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