you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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