So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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