I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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