I just made out with a guy for $7.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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