marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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