whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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