Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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