Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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