is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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