Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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