why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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