he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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