Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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