What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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