You're completely useless in the revolution.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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