Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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