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so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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