I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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