Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
how does that bad decision feel?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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