Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it glows. i had to have it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize