I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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