How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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