Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
