Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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