this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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