summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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