oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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