Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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